#prettyxzavier

…and even on the weekend we’re drinking from the firehose. i have friends here i was hoping to see but no dice – all signs point to Plant Your Ass In Charlotte Because There’s No …

…because i have never had so many appointments flaked on by so many people who show up DAYS later or not at all. nor have i had so many appointments that were mere approximations. “just …

…last night about 1AM. the cats – who had become so thoroughly freaked out after spending weeks being tossed around like feline footballs – remained in their crate where they pissed themselves despite a clean …

… is going on because as it turns out? moving 3,050 miles is A Thing. between packing and quitting and being house guests and getting shit shipped and everyone wanting a piece of me before …

…our life on the left coast. we are officially sans house. i am wrapping up my last day at work where the denizens of the fine county i no longer officially live in remain sans …

…i have a very iffy relationship with technology and have a weird habit of exhibiting psychotic levels of anger and violence sometimes get irritated with inanimate objects which is just another way of saying i’ve …

…across the country with us because that’s what’s left of a costco-sized pack that we bought before This Current Bullshit started and i don’t know about florida people but california people keep panic-buying the stuff …

…is an ability to sign sign documents at a dizzying pace thanks to electronic signature software. it’s amazing the rate at which i can fiscally and legally hogftie myself while burning the same number of …

“…that’s a trailer park. and those aren’t suites, they’re single-wides.”  our callers are getting all fancy on us. pinkies out everyone.  our state’s office of emergency services sent pizzas to us as a thank you …