…is an ability to sign sign documents at a dizzying pace thanks to electronic signature software. it’s amazing the rate at which i can fiscally and legally hogftie myself while burning the same number of …
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these days my super power…
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“that is not a gated community..”
“…that’s a trailer park. and those aren’t suites, they’re single-wides.” our callers are getting all fancy on us. pinkies out everyone. our state’s office of emergency services sent pizzas to us as a thank you …
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i just learned…
…that surfing was made california’s official sport which i guess makes california’s unofficial sport moving to texas. we hired movers. “you’re lucky, ” said the Head Mover Dude “if it wasn’t for covid we’d have …
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the public…
…has collectively lost its goddamned mind. i don’t know if people are just bored and lonely while stuck in their houses or if everyone is just drunk all of the time or if This Current …
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i miss my kids…
…quite a lot these days. my 20-year-old son is in college living with his paternal grandparents who are completely freaked out and have their home on lockdown. my teenaged daughter is living with her dad …
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as of yesterday…
…my husband and i are officially business owners and have ten employees which is terrifying. for them, not me. never have i been aware of a group of people in such unqualified hands who are …
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these days…
…i don’t do much. not so much because i’m slavishly obedient to some government talking head but because none of the Places Steph Wants To Go are open. so my day basically goes like this: …
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on fleeing the left coast…
…well it’s official – we are for sure, really, actually and for real this time moving to south florida. this is not another false start. we are quitting our jobs. we bought a business. it’s …
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