…is an ability to sign sign documents at a dizzying pace thanks to electronic signature software. it’s amazing the rate at which i can fiscally and legally hogftie myself while burning the same number of calories it would take to consume a tic-tac.

california’s citizens and healthcare system has fared unexpectedly well during This Current Bullshit vis-a-vis covid-19 so naturally our fearless leader gavin newsom is rewarding us by extending the lockdown and, oh, btw? you can’t even go to the beach.

california is california-ing so hard.

if the growing amount of foot and vehicle traffic these days, the resultant announcement of protests all over the state and the number of sheriffs departments who have announced they will not cooperate by enforcing quarantine rules is any indication i think the people of california and gavin newsom are going to find out together just how little power he has.

they can’t get us all.

it’s as if california has gone full-teenager on us and is doubling down on efforts to be as despicable as possible just to remind us that, yeah, we’re really glad california will be off to college soon, probably sharing a shitty apartment with illinois and new york and out of our collective hair.

this is me, double-fist-pumping the bird toward sacramento as i exit stage left. actually, stage right. florida is on the right-hand coast.