…across the country with us because that’s what’s left of a costco-sized pack that we bought before This Current Bullshit started and i don’t know about florida people but california people keep panic-buying the stuff because apparently californians are terrible at risk assessment.

i can’t believe we’re panic-schlepping 28 rolls of toilet paper 3,000 miles. it seems mildly ridiculous.

so… 28 rolls of toilet paper, several box-related abrasions and an impromptu tampon fight later, our house is all packed up and sitting neatly in approximately 25 boxes in the garage and it’s “only” 25 because we pushed approximately 50 gazillion boxes worth of stuff onto the sidewalk where we posted it to the free section of craigslist which is an experiment i think everyone should try at least once because ohmygod – everyone should enjoy the species of humans who peruse the free section of craigslist.

i never thought i would see the day that two women would be standing on the sidewalk in front of my house, in a verbal altercation over my boogie board and a broken fishing pole.