…i have a very iffy relationship with technology and have a weird habit of exhibiting psychotic levels of anger and violence sometimes get irritated with inanimate objects which is just another way of saying i’ve become a mac user because i’m technologically retarded and can’t be trusted around things sharper than my elbow or more complex than a garden spade because i’ve been known to throw shit.

so i’ve become happy mac girl because back in the early 2000’s apple came out with a line of products that are so easy! because at some point before he died steve jobs looked across the global landscape at people like me and thought, “i’mma gonna create a line of products so easy to operate that even this chick in elk grove who can’t reason her way out of a breadbox can figure it out. i’m going to get so goddamn rich. thank god for technological retards!”

so since i’ve upgraded to iOS catalina i’ve noticed that the default wallpaper is a dynamic shot of the island of catalina that illuminates or grows darker as the day progresses. which leaves me to wonder: when i get to florida will this daylight progression continue in real-time or will it adjust? like, when i get to florida will my wallpaper version of catalina island get dusky at 7PM florida time even though it will still be full-sun-out-guns-out 4PM in california?

and see? this. this is what is taking up some of my brain space these days. because i’ve finally gone insane.